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Title: The Return Of Tori Welles  
Reviewer: Natalie Dawn  
Overall rating: C-
Female looks: n/a
Male looks: n/a
Sex: n/a
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: A
A/V Quality: n/a


Let''s make this short and sweet: This is a comeback that never should have happened. Sure, Tori Welles is one of the best of the most recent porn stars -- a gorgeous, slightly exotic thing with a voracious appetite for all things sexual and an ability to act quite emotionally when needed. But that was then, this is now. Quite simply, someone should have told her this wasn''t a good idea. Tori''s looks have gone ... and believe me, I''m not the sort to bag on a woman''s looks unless it''s absolutely necessary. There''s not a damn thing wrong with not being a bombshell, and lots of the best looking women in my book are the most plain and ordinary. That said, Tori looks worse than plain and ordinary. She looks vacant. Abused. Left behind. Devoid of feeling. And way over-tattooed. It''s just painful to watch these scenes. She plays Ian Daniels'' wife, but even Ian can''t seem to get it up for her. All of Tori''s scenes are just flat-out boring, with only a decent Sydnee Steel scene and an excellent Herschel Savage/Bobbi Bliss teaming doing this any justice. (That scene, for instance, features a woman who is no flawless beauty. But Bobbi is still with it, banging for all she''s worth and loving every minute of it. Tori is simply picking up a paycheck.) One scene with Tori, involving Tony Tedeschi (who''s not at the top of my list of cocksmen) and blondie Emily Jewel, is passable, if only because Tori seems to be giving her all, whatever that may be. But for the most part, I was stultified. How can someone so hot wind up so cold? How can someone who could suck the proverbial chrome off a bumper become so lousy at sex acts? Sure, she becomes the submissive slut wife toward the end, letting Ian ram her bunghole like a madman and trying to eat as much of his cum as he wants. (And yes, Tori-heads, that means this is one of the few places to catch your fave take it up the ass.) But so what? There is much better anal to be had in the most amateur of flicks. There are better-looking babes in any number of Vivid discs. There are certainly better Guillermo Brown films (definitely see "Secrets & Lies" for a comparison). And there are better Tori outings than this. Go buy "Chameleon" and get the real deal.  

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