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Title: Cum 2  
Reviewer: Mars  
Overall rating: C-
Female looks: C+
Male looks: C+
Sex: C-
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: C-
A/V Quality: C+
 

Review:

Cum 2

Cum 2

 

Overall rating: D

Female looks: Varies

Male looks: Varies

Sex: D

Plot/Acting: N/A

Extras: D

A/V Quality: Varies

 

Director: N/A

Starring: Various

Sound: Varies

Picture: Varies

 

"4 Hours" "Over 200 loads of CUM" says the box. Culled from several movies (Professional Sluts, Johnny Toxic's Perverted Porno, Puritan Video Magazine #12, Legend #6, Y&A, Crew Sluts, Friction Addiction 2, The Erotic Zone and many others), Cum 2 is a collection of money shots. One after another, after another, after another, after another ...

 

Every three minutes another porn starlet takes a shot of sperm in the face and then we're off to the next one. Old school, new school, mid school, actors and actresses from every porn epoch since the '80s grace the screen in this never-ending parade of protein spills.

 

Quite frankly, I'm not into it.

 

A cast of hundreds comes together in one- to three-minute long clips. Each one ends in a load being spread over some lucky gal. In its defense, "Cum 2" does have more sex then I would have imagined. You do get some action before the cum shots. So it's not as though the only thing on the disc is a bunch of groaning men and messy women. The fact that each scene is so short, though, means that you get robbed of  a lot of the action. You'll see maybe one position before the one-eyed snake spits, and then it's off to the next clip.

 

However, let's be fair, how many minutes do you need? Many porn flicks suffer from far too much time spent in one position or with one scene. With "Cum 2" you're guaranteed to see sperm in 4 minutes or less. No waiting.

 

If you're looking for the most basic, most melted down porn you can imagine, this is the compilation for you. This is the raincoaters' raincoater title. I shudder to think of just how much cum, in gallons, is shown in this disc.

 

Audio and picture quality range over the spectrum since it's made up of clips from so many different titles. One thing is certain, however: It never gets to a point that I would call grade-A quality in either sound or picture. It's a cheap transfer at best and the movies the scenes are gathered from are not great quality to begin with.

 

Overall: It's nearly impossible to judge this disc on the merits of each scene since there are so many of them. Everybody will probably be able to find something or someone that appeals to them. But the time it would take to search that out is not worth the three minutes that you''''d get to see. The only reason it didn''''t get an overall rating of F is that it does EXACTLY what it sets out to do. There is nothing misleading about Cum 2. It promises nothing but cum shots and it delivers. But, unless you''''re looking for something to just set up on repeat for a party, or a flick you can just have playing in the background for atmosphere, spend your money elsewhere. There are better compilations and higher quality raincoater titles out there.

 

Extras: A scene selection (which does not include every scene, only sixteen spots at varying points in the movie that you can go to), an "Also Available" selection that is simply pictures of the covers of Cum 1, 3 and 4, and internet addresses. Nothing special.

  
 
 

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