| Fresh Off the Bus 2
Hollywood Fuck Factory
MOVIE TYPE: Amateur
Minutes: Too long....
DIRECTOR: Not even Alan Smithee is claiming this one
STARS: Ashley, Kameron Mist, Yvone Paradise, Reddy Lacy, Dominica Leoni, Barbie Blazer, Claudia Adkins, and More!
Reviewed by: Asmodeus
REVIEW- I have to admit first off that I am not a fan of amateur porn. Sure, there is some great stuff out there, but it is hard to find with all the shit that gets released every month. Ashley, the cover girl, looks alright to me; however my wife thinks she looks like an old boot. There are no credits at the beginning or end of the disc. Well on with the review:
Scene One: Ashley
Ashley is our first girl next door (she is very cute but the house coat just doesn't get me going). She starts off by giving a terrific blow job. I wanted this to go on forever, but we switch to some guy's chin while he licks Ashley's hot stuff. This goes on for an eternity before a condom clad cock enters Ashley's pussy. They fuck in missionary on the sink and floor and then buddy blows a load on her tits. She has cum all over her face, but there is no indication as to where this load came from. Shitty camera work, bad editing and boring sex get this movie started down the dark path to my garbage can. Ashley is hot but she can't make this scene work on her own.
Scene Two: Kameron Mist
Kameron is not bad (she has a great smile and a great ass). She is interviewed by one of the cameramen (he never shuts the fuck up). He starts fucking her while the interview continues. Some of the dialogue seems to make Kameron really uncomfortable but at the same time she looks like she is bored out of her mind with both the questions and the sex. More bad directing, editing, camera work, snooze...oh I missed the pop shot...who cares
Scene Three: Yvonne Paradise
The cameraman returns to interview Yvonne. She is super cute but I have really had enough of buddy's questions and hit the fast forward. There is a short blow job and then they move into doggy (did I mention that the dude is still talking, I don't know if I am going to make it through 10 scenes). No pop shot unless you want to rent "I've Never Done That Before." Shameless advertising.
Scene Four: Redda Lacey
Fuck, he's back again, I can't handle this shit. I really want to know that Redda has six kids (not so fresh, is she?). Bad, bad, bad....
Scene Five: Dominica Leoni
Blah....blah...blah...she is hot, but the scene sucks..5 sec blow job...no anal..no pop...more trash.
Scene Six: Barbie Blazer
Same old shit but Barbie is a step (well more like a stairwell) down from Dominica or Yvonne...the movie is called Fresh off the Bus and has a gang banging hooker in it...go figure.
Scene Seven: Claudia Adkins
Another hot European girl. I really like this girl and you could jerk off to this scene if you had the mute turned on. I do recommend that you look for more stuff with Claudia. I know I will. Unfortunately even a stellar girl like Claudia can't save this movie but hey - three more girls to go... Maybe one of them can help Claudia out.
Scene Eight: Serena
Scene Nine: Keri Star
Scene Ten: Sunset
Well it is what it is. It beats the Sears catalogue (is that a compliment?) Pick up one of those shitty 8 hour comp DVDs instead. Claudia was wicked, go check her out in another movie!
OVERALL RATING: F
FEMALE LOOKS: B (my wife says D)
MALE LOOKS: D
PICTURE QUALITY: D
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