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Title: Phatty Girls 7  
Reviewer: Nick Night  
Overall rating: D-
Female looks: C-
Male looks: C+
Sex: C-
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: C-
A/V Quality: C-
 

Review:

Phatty Girls 7
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
133 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.evilangel.com
DIRECTOR: Justin Slayer
THEMES: Black Girls
CONDOMS: No
2006
STARS: Candy, Lexi, Roxy Reynolds, Butterscotch, Michelle Tucker, Justin Slayer

REVIEW-

Summary:

One hot girl, a bunch of huge fat asses and some of the worse camera work I have ever seen. Who shoots this and why are they still employed by Evil Angel?

Scene 1: Roxy Reynolds

Really shaky camerawork as the director follow Roxy around. Lighting is bad as we watch her eat. Lots of butt shots during this pointless fifteen minutes. The lighting is still bad during a point of view blowjob. Roxy looks good this way and turns around. Big ass shots and really bad lighting. Whoever is holding the camera can not keep it still and doesn't know what they are doing. Horrible lighting and camera are too much even for Roxy to overcome. The yellow light is inexcusable. What a waste of a good looking girl.

Scene 2: Butterscotch

Really big, fat cottage cheese ass footage by the pool. Does Slayer wear the glasses so he doesn't have to look at these girls? Or maybe those stupid things explain why the lighting is so horrible in his movies. Horrible scene, horrible lighting, horrible camerawork and horrible mugging by the mail "star" and director. He nuts on her face and keeps fucking. Now she just looks bored waiting for him to shoot another on her fat butt.

Scene 3: Lexi

A slightly less fat butt is featured during another poorly shot and badly edited pre-scene segment. She is kind of chubby, but has a pretty face. The lighting is bad again and this time both performers are wearing their sunglasses. Lexi fucks like she is bored and everyone watching will be too if they keep watching this stuff. The good butt footage is overshadowed by more poor camera work and a totally bored girl.

Scene 4: Candy

Candy also looks bored while she bored. There is some lame rap music playing in the background as well. There is a lot of wasted time, but she shakes her ass in the pool pretty well. It is a relief when the sexy finally starts because it seems to take forever. With the horrible lighting this is hard to watch but still better than most anything else here. They do standing 69 and he fucks her. Maybe we should all be wearing cool Slayer glasses to avoid being blinded by the horrible lighting. Slayer nuts in her mouth. Only one more scene to go.

Scene 5: Michelle Tucker

It takes forever to get to the sex again. Not even good tease footage. It's just a camera following her around. Standing doggy sex. Pretty good stuff, but it goes on forever. Cowgirl might be good if the camera wasn't moving so much. It's really bad and choppy. Does Slayer even watch his own movies to see how bad they look?   

 
 

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