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Title: Sweet Girls Next Door  
Reviewer: Natalie Dawn  
Overall rating: D-
Female looks: n/a
Male looks: n/a
Sex: n/a
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: A
A/V Quality: n/a


God, this thing is a waste of time -- my time, your time (if your fool enough to buy it), the company who made it''s time, everyone''s time. Two words: Stay away. I know, I know, there are bound to be some of you horny bastards out there who will just love this piece of shit. You know who you are. You''re those guys who dream about underage Asian chicks with tiny tits and adorable smiles, and you, big stud, teaching them how to suck cock, fuck dick and eat cum. Yeah well, you guys don''t do much for me anyway, and neither does this dreck. Much of this thing comes off like pure rape, or at least drug-induced gang-banging, and maybe because it''s in a foreign language, but it sure doesn''t seem all too staged. When Jeanna Fine pretends to get bombed, then takes four studs up her ass one by one, I''ll buy it. It''s fake, it''s supposed to be nasty and depraved and even slightly sick. But this just seems too real for my tastes. There are five scenes, only two of which feature girls I found attractive -- and one that I did is on screen for all of maybe five minutes, getting nailed and then having cum shot on her cheek. No thanks. Left me cold. The others involve silly set-ups Asian chick as prostitute, Asian chick as struggling student who wants to fuck her professor, Asian chick as party doll a go-go whore -- all of which is undone by some of the ugliest looking men, Asian or otherwise, I''ve seen in a long time. And not to perpetuate a stereotype, but not one of them has a big enough cock for me. The dialogue is dumb and badly dubbed (naturally), the cum shots look unpleasant, even when they''re copious and thick and the girls just look miserable. And from the looks of the previews they tack on, the rest of this company''s shit is, well, shit. Me? I''ll stick to Asia Carerre. Hell, the chick in the Jackie Chan flicks gets me hotter. I''ll pass. You should do the same. Please.  

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