| Amateurs and First Timers Volume #2
THEMES: Amateurs, Anal, Facials, Bad Camera Work, Ed Powers
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2005-actual scenes populated since 1996
STARS: Tianna Lynn, Mia Paloma, Devon, CJ Bennett, Stacey Stevens
Reviewed by: Loomis
Hey, have you ever seen any Ed Powers movies?
This is one of those, but it is not even a new one-just a compilation of shit that has been re-released to make a little bit of money starring Ed's little dick.
Actually, that's not 100% true. Older-than-Jesus-Randy West is here with CJ Bennett (pre-boob job and short blond hair) but it is exactly the same crap that these chumps have been putting out for years.
Do not take that the wrong way-I know a fellow near where I live that is a huge Ed Powers fan; and no, I cannot figure it out either. He is an exceptionally intelligent sort that makes some phenomenal damn music. I do not know how to help him.
I guess my main question with this Sweet Ed footage is "Do you really believe that the first time that this chick got on camera was to be fucked in the ass by a creep with a bald head and a ponytail?"
That theory defies so many laws of nature that I am reasonably certain that if we are to actually believe that there is a God and that he actually has a plan, his signal must have drifted far off from what he indeed intended to send. Yes, I said it-Ed Powers is incongruous with the idea of an "intelligent design." So, evolution it is.
There has been a lot of press in this business about creepy dudes exploiting chicks with huge contract promises (Steve Austin, to name the most famous) to garner a free blowjob, but I have never heard that Ed is among those types. I just think that the guy makes lame porn.
This DVD is just more proof of that, and it is not even new proof. I would give that shit a "boo" much like I would give to Rafael Palmeiro.