| Perverted Stories #27
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Weird shit, anal, oral
2000, DVD Release 2004
STARS: Vanda, Heaven Leigh, Sophie Evans, Judy
Reviewed by: Loomis
Every month I get one of these JM Productions movies directed by Jim Powers, and every month I hope that they will live up to the quality stuff he made during the first two Kelly the Coed films. And every month, sadly, I am disappointed.
So the first theme I listed was "Weird Shit." I understand that it is a pretty vague description. But does this sound like weird shit to you? The first scene has a guy in a baby bonnet (baby bottle included), the second scene has a guy in a rabbit suit doing all of the work, the third scene takes place totally in a dentist chair, and the final scene involves the "killing" of a girl's blow-up-doll boyfriend and her subsequent rape by the "murderers." Look, man, this shit is weird.
In fact it is so weird that it comes out in the end to be pretty much unstrokeable, even though there is some good talent on the roster for this film. Once it got to the "Hare Up My Ass" scene (right, the bunny suit guy), I had a hard time keeping it playing. I can understand that this is a bit of a backlash against all of the pretty people porn out there-and Jim Powers is an old punk rocker (much like myself), and I give him credit for the effort. But parody porn still has to get someone off, as that is the point of porn.
If your girlfriend found this in your home, she might think that you are tremendously disturbed, and not in a good way. She may not be wrong, as I have now warned you about this. Were that situation to occur to me, I have a built-in excuse; "But honey, I had to watch it for work." You gents are on your own, I'm afraid.