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Title: Please Donít Tell My Daddy  
Reviewer: Loomis  
Overall rating: B
Female looks: B
Male looks: B
Sex: A
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: C+
A/V Quality: B


Please Don't Tell My Daddy
110 Mins.
3rd Degree
DIRECTOR: Chris Streams
THEMES: naughty young girls, anal, DP, facials
STARS: Angel Dark, Heather Gables, Natalli, Melanie, and Lucy Anne

Reviewed by: Loomis

Going by title alone, I was wholly prepared to absolutely hate this film. I'm not a huge fan of that fake young girl crap (You know who also is not into young girls? Michel Jackson) and to be honest, it has always creeped me out a little bit. Well, with the exception of Gauge. Hmmm, Gauge....H. Simpson impersonations aside; this is a really good movie, if you can get by a few rough spots and the idea. None of the girls are really presented as being underage, and in fact a couple attest to the fact that they are indeed 18.

Angel Dark is from somewhere in Europe and she is amazingly pretty and also possesses a fantastic fucktool of a body. She goes through a whole bit where she won't show the director her boob, but then she relents. Very shortly thereafter she is sucking on two cocks. (Now there is a quick turnaround in attitude). These two lucky men pound her in every position (including DP for all of the fans out there) and she does both P2M and A2M-though it is not enough to dampen the fire at all. She takes two facial into her open mouth and suck both clean, never looking less than absolutely gorgeous. She ends the scene-as all the chicks do-with the phrase "Please Don't tell My Daddy." Now the title makes sense, or am I wrong, Dude? (Lifted from the Big Lebowski).

Heather Gables turns in a really nasty performance that ends with an internal anal pop (of which I m not a huge fan). She then proceeds to eat the spooge from her hand. And now I don't feel so good. And this broad seems to have just a few too many tattoos to be so worried about what her Daddy is going to think. Not so great.

Two of the last three scenes are DPs that just are not too interesting (neither the girls nor the action). Both end in facials, and I'm wondering where my tax refund is.

Melanie, however, is a real exception to the decline that occurs towards the end
of the piece. She is caught with a toy in her pussy and two fingers in her ass and will do anything if the director won't tell her daddy. She is paired with a guy that has a horse cock, and does amazing work with it in every orifice. This girl looks no older than 18, believe me. She has great energy, and her A2M skill are put to good use. She does a wee bit of excessive spitting after deep throat, bt it is not enough to ruin this scene. She also swallows, thereby saving the last half of the film.

2/5 scenes are great, and the ones that aren't great are still pretty good. This one gets a solid B.


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