| Brittney Skye's Redline
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
CONDOMS: None noted
STARS: Brittney Skye, many others
Reviewed by: Arnon
What a pile of crap. Stay away from it, all of you. You'd really have to be a sucker for punishment to watch a movie this crappy. About the only thing this movie has going for it is the 4-hour length. But you know what? That means nothing when almost all of the scenes are bad. By bad I mean that the girls, and especially guys are generally not good looking. And half of the scenes look like they were filmed with a camcorder instead of on film.
But that's only the start. If that were it, I would say if you could get it for ten bucks, hey, why not. Plenty of jerking material. But the thing that really fucks you on this thing is that, while it is indeed on a DVD, there are no chapters. None. Well, I take that back. If you press the next chapter button it'll jump from 1 second to about an hour and a half into it. Press it again and you're back at the beginning. This is in a movie with about 35 scenes. What a pain in the ass. So you're basically back to watching a videotape and manually fast forwarding through everything. And even in the menu there's no way to select a scene. What moron made this? A ten year old? And did I mention that there are NO extras at all? Just stay away from it. Even watching a free copy was a waste of time.