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Title: Million Dollar Ass  
Reviewer: Kid Cocky  
Overall rating: A
Female looks: A
Male looks: A
Sex: A
Plot/Acting: A
Extras: A
A/V Quality: A


Million Dollar A$$

Kid Cocky
Time- 120 minutes
Company- Baby Doll Pictures
Director- Rick Davis
Cast- Serena South, Naudia Nice, Cloe Hart, Gen Padova, Talita Rio, Katrina Kraven, John West


These girls may not have Million Dollar Asses, but they do have at LEAST $500 asses. That's pretty decent compared to the 25 cent whores that you usually see in a lot of your more gonzo productions. I would say as asses go, these are the finest asses you'll see in porn.

One pet peeve of mine is when a DVD doesn't deliver what it promises. In a movie called Million Dollar Ass, you would expect to see some anal sex. In fact, you would expect to see a lot of anal sex. Well, there is only one scene with any ass bustin' in it. We can thank Talita Del Rio for the only ass sex in this movie. I will note that the DVD cover never promised a lot of anal sex, but I think that most people would assume that there would be some ass sex based on the title of the movie.

Serena South has sex with a steroid bound monster in her scene. Serena is a pretty brunette, and her hot little body alone makes this scene worthwhile. She does have a great ass, and she sucks the hell out of this guy's cock. She works her ass until her beefy partner is ready to pop. You can tell that the guy has some problems popping, but he eventually pulls out and shoots a tiny squirt onto her ass. I guess all those steroids don't improve his performance in bed.

Naudia Nice is one of my favorite new performers. She is a pretty little brunette with a tight ass and natural tits. Naudia gives some great head in her scene, and she does some quality face fucking. I don't know where she put all the dick that went down her throat, because it looked like it should have been popping out of the back of her throat. Naudia has a gap tooth in her mouth that I mention not to critique her, but because it sets her apart from a lot of girls. Her unique smile and able throat will help you remember her name.

Brazilian Talita Del Rio delivered my favorite scene of the movie. She has the most muscular body of any active porn star that I know of. Talita speaks only Spanish, but her body language is universal. When she is getting fucked, she moans erotic Spanglish filth in a manner that would turn on any red-blooded male. I could watch her all day. To end the scene, she takes a hard anal throttling before she takes a money shot on the face. Excellent!

All in all, this is a good movie. I would have preferred a little more anal sex, but who can complain when there are beautiful girls having good hard sex. I will critique the fact that this movie is converted from VHS, and it lacks in good bonus material.
Kid Cocky
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