| Keeping it Real #13
MOVIE TYPE: Blaxploitation
XXX Mins. 67
DIRECTOR: Jason "Big" Guns
THEMES: Amateur, Black
STARS: Delicious, Shy, Ebony, Eastwood, Dick McGee, and Chocolate
Reviewed by: Kid Cocky
Hammer once said it, and when it comes to black amateur porn, this movie is Too Legit to Quit. I know what you are thinking, "Kid Cocky, please tell us more about this movie!!!" Well, don't be afraid, I will tell you just enough to make you want to go purchase this flick.
So I ask you, what is Chocolate, Ebony, Delicious, and Shy? No, it isn't M&M's new variation on the original recipe. Nor is it the names of the Dwarfs who didn't make it into Snow White's next movie. Chocolate, Ebony, Delicious, and Shy are the four amateur female stars of Keeping it Real #13. Chocolate is the darkest beauty of the bunch, and despite her prison tats (tattoos) she is an exciting starlet in the sack.
Speaking of sacks, Delicious is no stranger to them. In fact, she seems to have one in her face for much of the beginning of her scene. Ok, so she isn't exactly trim. In fact, if you give her ten years she may look like Nell Carter. However, this is today, and she is still fuckable. (Not that Nell Carter isn't.) Her juggies jiggle, her tummy tumbles, and her bootie bounces. I know not all you dudes are into tubby black babes, but once you watch black you will never go back.
Ebony and Shy also show off their prison tats as well, right before they take some big beef between their thighs. What a delight.
You can tell this movie is "amateur" because it is filmed all over the course of a few hours, at the same EconoLodge, with only slight variations to the decorations. Those variations boil down to the removal of a painting on the wall, and a flag being placed on the wall for one scene. Hell, I hardly recognized the place.
So, if you are a fan of Black Amateurs... and I know I am... then buy this movie.
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