|Fast Cars and Tiki Bars
Overall Rating- B-
Female Looks- B
Male Looks- B
Extras- Making Of, outtakes, commentary, audio bios, galleries, promos, trailers, you name it.
A/V Quality - B
Director- Red Ezra
Cast- Jezebelle Bond, Charmane, TJ Hart, Gina Ryder, Allysin Chaynes, Kelsey, Nicole Sheridan, Bunny Luv, Isabella, Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, Randy Spears, Dillon Day, Herschel Savage, Voodoo
Review- I am not sure what the title has to do with the action on this DVD other than one tiki bar scene, unless you consider a 1960s "woody"a fast car. I guess they had to call it something, right? The only reason this DVD got a rating of B from me was because Nicole Sheridan gave a really hot performance and there was a lot of anal pounding in this DVD. Otherwise, it would be another toss-away porn flick not worthy of more than a rental fee. Additionally, the music is mostly insufferable, cheesy, synthesized porn music throughout.
Nicole Sheridan plays a traveling bimbo in a big pink hat in scene one. I thought this scene would be completely idiotic because of her terrible acting and the talking tiki ("suck that cock") but Nicole saved the scene. She gave a great blowjob, frankly the best I have seen in a long time, and she got fucked really well through this cool fishnet bodysuit that must have required some agility. She also took the best ass fuck I have seen in a long time, really seeming to want it bad and riding her man's cock up the ass in reverse cowgirl. She convincingly begs for him to cum on her face and he does, and this gets a slow motion repeat. She seemed really horny, turned on and her performance was the best in the DVD.
Kelsey Hart pays her porn dues by tolerating Herschel Savage in scene two. She plays a calendar girl dressed in black latex who comes to life and fucks Herschel the auto mechanic. She gives a licky, spitty blowjob with her pierced tongue. These two are completely impersonal and even though she too takes an ass fucking, this scene is only interesting when Herschel is sticking a silver tool up her ass. He does provide a milky load at the end, but someone needs to put this guy out to pasture.
Allysin Chaynes and Jonathan Morgan get it on in a bordello-style bedroom with lots of feather boas and fancy lingerie. She gives a very lame performance here, basically letting Jonathan fuck her mouth, pussy and ass with all the fervor of Erik Everhard, but he does all the work. Jonathan really makes this scene watchable, although Allysin is cute, and gives a bubble-blowing jizz job at the end.
Next is the tiki bar scene, starring Gina Ryder, Charmane, Brad Armstrong and Randy Spears. The girls are all wearing hawaiian grass skirts and floral leis. Although Charmane is featured as a star on the cover of the DVD, her performance is also lame and Gina steals this scene. They both give blowjobs, ride RCG and get their asses violated but Charmane is way too passive and lethargic looking.
Jezebelle Bond gives a good masturbation show next, rubbing her pierced clit and pierced nipples. She has a great body, but they need to take the rollers out of her hair in this scene. She grabs her pink dildo and her two friends, Isabelle and Bunny Luv, and they all have a spanky party with very obnoxious synthesizer music in the background. They make a nice white stockinged triangle from an overhead camera. The best part is when Isabelle and Jezebelle bend over and let Bunny work matching dildos in their slits.
Lastly, TJ Hart fucks Dillon Day in a woody on the beach. This scene starts off with a lengthy 8-mm piece that is just annoying to watch and is not nearly hot enough to justify sitting through, in addition to some ridiculous surfing music. Dillon is completely hairless in this scene. TJ has such an athletic body but this scene is a total throwaway, completely impersonal, disconnected and nothing special at all.