|New Ends 5
OVERALL RATING: B-
PICTURE QUALITY: C
DVD EXTRAS: C-
DIRECTOR: Ed Powers
THEMES: Anal, Girl on Girl, Threesomes, Oral
STARS: Ed Powers, Anisa, Chase M., Vanity, Mariah, Diva, Eni
Review by Captain AstroGlide
What a waste of plastic. Sure, plastic is cheap and plentiful, but thinking
of how much plastic is wasted on Ed Powers makes it seem almost tragic.
Ed Powers' New Ends 5 makes me think we should start rationing plastic, so
he doesn't shoot another video starring himself. This DVD is a prime example
of why porn directors should cast female AND male talent.
Ed's real talent isn't as a performer. In fact, as a performer, he is awful.
He's overweight, unfit, and out of style. At least when it's Ron Jeremy, we
know it's part of the show (and he has a huge dick!) Ed seems to cast
himself as the funny-guy-who-bags-hot-chicks.
Ed's talent is in finding hot new chicks. The women in this collection are
hot. It's admittedly a little tough to tell with all of the camera shaking,
but trust me, they're hot. Speaking of camera work...if Ed sells any of these
DVDs, he should invest in a tripod.
The women are uninhibited and sexy. Ed chats it up with them, which may
improve the romantic moment for himself, but for the rest of us, it's just
annoying chatter. He also takes annoying chatter to the next level by doing
a self-interview about his personal sex life. Ugh.
If you can mentally block out Ed, this DVD has some great footage of hot
amateurs participating in their first sexual encounter on film. In fact, at
least two of the girls claim to be taking anal for the first time ever.
A particularly gratifying scene is when Ed is nailing a hot brunette and
another chick jumps in for some action. Watching the two girls performing 69
while one of them gets fucked in the ass is a little slice of heaven.
Now if we could just slice Ed out of the picture, it would be perfect.