| The Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs and Anals
Dated Reviewed: January 4, 2002
Studio: Evil Empire
Overall Rating: C
Female Looks: B+
Male Looks: B
Audio/Video Quality: C
Extras Rating: B
Sex Rating: B
Cast: Draghixa, Liquid Slater, Sheen, Christina Angel, Shane Tyler, Krysty Lynn, Eva Flowers, Lana Sands, Heidie, Tanga Roe, Kelly Trump, Alyssa Alure, Laura Palmer, Candy Apples, Ariel Daye, Paisley Hunter, Kylie Ireland, Maeva, and Sofia Ferrari.
Director: John Leslie
Chalk full of scenes from various Voyeur movies over the past several years, consider The Voyeur's Favortie Blowjobs and Anals to be a highlight reel of Leslie's work over the past couple of years. As such, it is hard to really get into saying anything about the film other than just some cursory remarks. The problem with this film though is that in the age of Gonzo porn, where most gonzo disks are full of individual scenes, this movie really fails to make the grade. Taking scenes from Feature films and compiling them together like this could hardly stand up to something like some of Anabolic's films. So unless you are a die hard John Leslie fan, of which I am not, you can pass on this one.
One thing that is worth noting from the outset is that most of these clips are strictly for the solo stroker. Consider it masturbation material for the person on the go, as most of the scenes are lucky to be over 4 or 5 minutes in length
The first scene is a little fuck and suck scene with Draghixa, a hot brunette (probably from Eastern Europe). She looks like something straight out of an 80's John Hughes movie, with the feathered hair and the white one piece miniskirt. There is a great shot of a quick anal ramming that she receives from one of the 4 guys she is taking on.
On balance, while Draghixa is hot, Laura Palmer (our next girl) is anything but. While she has a cute face and nice big tits, her legs leave a lot to be desired. Laura you might try getting up off you ass. Just because you make a living on you back doesn't mean you have to spend all you time there. Palmer's action is to simple suck off some guy who has a cock about the size of my thumb. If this is a Voyeur's favorite, then I would be scared to see some of the scenes he didn't like.
From here its on to an anal scene with Eva Flowers, who looks like Gina Gershon's body double. The scene is with Tom Byron back during his Jesus and mascara days. This scene starts right out with Tom fucking Eva in the ass, as she is bent over a bar. But it too is only about 5 minutes long, as Tom quickly pops his nut all over her face. Eva is pretty hot here and it's a shame that this is all we will get to see of her.
There is also a scene with Alyssa Allure, who is a supple brunette, with a thick body. She has nice shapely legs, and an ass that won't quite. This scene however suffers from lighting that is so bad that you can't even see the actors at some points. While Allure is hot to look at as she sucks down the two cocks that are in front of her, it is really annoying when there is a light shining in you face half the time.
The next scene is with Ariel Daye and Christina Apples, both of whom start out with a little co-cock sucking duties, but quickly moves to the unfit Apples climbing on top of our man's cock. Even though she doesn't have a very desirable body, Apples still delivers a fine performance. Actually I have to say that both girls ride cock like there is no tomorrow. Daye has the whole Ginger Spice thing going on too, with her red hair having a blonde streak down the front, which isn't bad at all. You know I always wanted to see Ginger Spice Take it up the ass, so I guess this is the next best thing.
Some of the cool things about this DVD are that you can see porn studs like, Vince Voyeur, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Joey Silvera, and (as already mentioned) Tom Byron, in their younger days. I know I know, it was only five years ago, but in porn years that is practically an entire career.
One of the hotter scenes on this disk is with Sheena, who is a hot brunette with a thirst for cum. It includes also one of the better DP scenes in the movie. Although she isn't very vocal in this scene she really portrays a sense of really wanting to get a load shot on her face. In porn it is hard to find someone who convinces you of that.
The movie ends on a high note too with a gang bang to top things off. The scene actually starts out as a clip earlier in the movie but it is brought to completion here.
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