| Buttman at Nude''s A Poppin 12
Dated Reviewed: January 21, 2002
Studio: Evil Empire
Overall Rating: A
Female Looks: A
Male Looks: n/a
Audio/Video Quality: B
Extras Rating: B+
Sex Rating: n/a
Cast: Various Hot Girls getting naked.
Director: John Stagliano
I am sorry but, it really is hard to say more than what has been said here at the risk of being overly verbose about something that cannot be said but only shown. In all, if you are a fan of women taking their clothes off (which should be about everyone reading this review) then I couldn't recommend this film more. For what it is (that is a porn without the sex) it is fantastic, and is a must see for why one who truly loves women, because they are here in all shapes and sizes showing the world just how beautiful they are.
Shot from the biggest strip show on the planet, this flick takes us inside what is probably the closest porn can come to an Olympic event. Note the entire disk is of one stripping event, and so there isn't any sex on the disk. But the one thing that this disk has going for it, is the fact that the girls stripping are hot professionals. I mean they know what they are doing, and it is quite a shame that most of them don't do porn. Well I guess life has its little disappointments.
In all, the entire disk is pretty cool, as it is simply of the strip contest event. There is no one talking in the background. No stupid commentary from people you could careless to hear it from. Just hot girls, getting naked in a summer afternoon. For those that don't know, Nudes A Popping is something like a Super Bowl for strippers, and so attention is directed to a central stage where women come up and one by one disrobe (in the most sensual fashion possible) for the crowd at hand. And I have to say some of the girls on this disk are hotter simply taking off their clothes than most porn stars giving a blow job.
One of the cooler parts of the film are the scenes of Buttman going around to check out all the girls. I have to say that some of these girls are incredibly hot, and can stretch their body parts into all sorts of crazy positions. I mean you think that porn stars are flexible, well I thought that was the case until I saw this disk. Some of these girls look like they should be on a gymnastics team.
As if things weren't crazy enough, Ron Jeremy even has a little stint introducing some of the acts (which includes a group of there girls that look like they are straight out of the Matrix). These girls are hot, and Buttman has a great shot of the action—up close and personal.
What makes this flick great isn't that there is some great sense of directing (as if the shots here could be incredible in a stylistic sense), rather it is the sense of raw sexuality that is captured on tape. Raw in the sense that the film is entirely about various women (some hot, some not) exposing themselves for the camera. Some have done features in the past, some have not and are hoping to do them in the future, some could care less. But one thing that they all seem to have in common—are really hot bodies, and very little compunction in showing them off. There are close up shots of more asses in this film than is capable of being mentioned. Most of them are really insane looking strippers, with asses and pussies that just won't quite.
There is a woman here for you no matter what your taste—top hat and tails, little old grannies, cowgirls, little bow peep, Moulin Rouge dancers, and of course a whole slew of women who could care less about having a good gimmick and just get up on stage to strip for everyone. And for those of you that don't think being a stripper involves talent, check out contestant 46—who is about as close as you are going to get to a Cirque du Soliel performer in porn. Contestant 27 ("Journey") looks like a cross between Halle Berry and Nia Long.
One thing to note about the special features is that there is some great footage that is not included on the main disk. Some of the footage includes some great interviews with some of the girls. My only complaint is that there should have been more talk with the girls, but that would have probably turned a 3 hour film into a 6 hour film. I know that there are some things that probably sound better than they actually would be in reality, but that can't stop a boy from dreamin.
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