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Title: Les Vampyres  
Reviewer: Erica Marshall  
Overall rating: C+
Female looks: B
Male looks: B
Sex: C+
Plot/Acting: B
Extras: C+
A/V Quality: B


Les Vampyres

Overall rating: C

Female looks: B

Male looks: B

Sex: C

Plot/Acting: B

Extras: C

A/V Quality: C

Date: December 16, 2001

Production Company: Metro

Director: James Avalon

Cast: Syren, Jewel Valmont, Wendi Knight, Violet Love, Samantha, Joel Lawrence, Jack Hammer, Nick Orleans, Brandon Irons and Brick Majors.


In James Avalon's feature, Le Vampyres, Jewel Valmont and her boyfriend take a romantic getaway to celebrate his promotion. After the couple seals the idea with a fuck (boring little scene with confusing multiple camera angles), they drive up the California coast and happen upon a strange and rather creepy hotel. The couple shacks up in the honeymoon suite and agrees to meet three mysterious women for dinner later. The ladies (Violet Love, Wendi Knight and Syren) are sexy vampires who feed on innocent bodies.

Violet and Wendi find a horny guy with a large cock and take him back to the hotel. They tease and taunt him until his prick is bursting through his zipper and then he bounces Violet's cunt up and down on his stiff rod. The sex is very "couples hot" but they screw up in the editing at some point when they actually repeat a sequence. The ladies finish him off with a double facial and then sink their teeth deep into his crotch and suck the blood from all his manhood. When Syren bursts in and realizes what the girls have done she is very disappointed. They dump the body in the back of a car and drive off.

Back in the honeymoon suite, Jewel dreams about an intimate evening, alone with Syren. In the dream sequence the ladies are rolling around on a red velvet couch, thunder and lightening pound in the background. Both girls have fangs and share the taste of blood on their tongues. Jewel lies on her back while Syren licks and teases her clit with her tongue. Jewel returns the favor, making Syren cum and causing her to awaken from her dream. Upon awakening, Syren waits outside their window and summons Jewel. When she shares her fear with her boyfriend, he claims to hear and see nothing.

The only truly hot scene in the flick comes between Jewel's boyfriend and Wendi Knight. Wendi explains that Syren is keeping Jewel busy so that they can have twenty minutes to fuck around behind her back. Well, that's the best use of twenty minutes I've seen in a long time. She's naked and showering when Clint enters the hotel room. She pulls him into the shower with her and nasty words are exchanged. She strips him and drops o both knees for some nice cocksucking. He plants her down on his cock and fucks her pussy hard and fast. He grabs her ass from behind and fucks her standing up until Jewel comes in and ruins it for all of us.

In the end, Syren convinces Jewel to join them on the "darker side" and they destroy Cint in the process. Although the set design and costuming in this flick were well above par, I thought the story was trite and the sex was boring. It know this was a big AVN winner but I just don't get the rage. For couples, plot driven vampire porn, purchase Dark Angels instead.

Erica Marshall

Email me with questions or comments: ericaxxxmarshall@hotmail.com



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