| American Cocksucking Championship 3
Dated Reviewed: December 22, 2001
Overall Rating: C
Female Looks: A
Male Looks: C
Audio/Video Quality: B
Extras Rating: B+
Sex Rating: D
Cast: Alexandra Silk, Lola, Love Lee and Envy
Director: David Christopher
If cock sucking were an Olympic sport, then it would seem that David Christopher would have to be head coach for the United States Team. With a series that literally takes a competitive approach towards a girl's ability to suck dick, and the women who love to make that happen, Christopher looks to raise the level of excellence by having girls compete against each other. Ok not really. Actually not even close. You want the truth. This is more like Bukakke (if that is how you spell it) for men who like their women to actually do something as opposed to just sit there. I would think that this is the only gist, in that the difference between this and Bukakke is that the girls suck the cocks before the guy's cum all over the girls' faces, as opposed with the guys just jerking off.
The game (if you can call it that) actually takes place in a boxing ring. Just like a boxing match you have your announcer (Kyle Stone) and your ring girls (Samantha and Bianca). The only difference appears to be that the people coming to watch are called out from the stands to gets their dicks sucked. Now that I like to here, random guys get their rocks off for the camera. The next level from here should be to follow John's around as they pick up hookers, and see how many they can fuck without getting arrested. Now that is a series I would like to see, wouldn't you. But I digress. When it comes to the American Cocksucking Championship its like Rocky on Crack, instead of eating raw eggs you eat raw cum.
Match One: Alexandra Silk versus Lola
The disk gives us a nice little introduction to each of the girls before the competition, starting with Alexandra Silk. Silk, a the porn veteran with over 200 movies under her belt, has seen better days. The extremely unflattering light in the room where they are shooting makes one think that she is a little over the hill for all of this. I am sure that she is probably about 29 or 30, but she looks to be 35 or 36. I guess sucking miles of cock (her words not mine) isn't all its cracked up to be. Next is Lola, a hot petite brunette, who is considered the newbie of the group (although she claims to have done over 100 movies). I think Lola is hot, but there is something about her attitude that smacks of -oh I don't know—lawn furniture. Her tag line is "cocksucking is my game, and Lola is my name." I only hope she can deliver. We do get a little taste of the action before we head out to ring. Lola strips down to show us her rather enlarged clitoris—I have to say its kind of cute—it looks kind of like a venue fly trap.
Well that's enough with all this pregame bullshit—lets get on with the show. I have to say that this is really weird, I mean when we get down to things it really is a twisted way to get yourself off. Kyle introduces each of the girls one by one, and they come out to music and applause just like a boxer. When we get down to the cocksucking, Dave Hardman is called out of the audience for Lola and she bounces to attention. Then another guy is called out for Silk. All of this is so campy I don't see how anyone could hold an erection. Its like reverse Bukkake. Guys are called out from the crowd one by one, and it is up to the girl to get them off.
Pretty soon each of the girls has their own little circle of cocks around them that they are working on, and it becomes really difficult to tell who is ahead. I guess you can consider Silk trying to fit three cocks in her mouth as something that would put her in the lead, but I am not really sure. Lola bounces from cock to cock as if she were playing various musical instruments. I have to be honest, after a while all of this starts to lose its zeal. The girls are sucking cock like some kind of freakshow carnival exhibition, and are not really connecting with anything they are doing. I guess I can't really blame them. I mean would she really want to think about what she is doing, thus I can't blame her for just putting whatever is in front of her in her mouth.
While all of this is going on, you have off court commentary from Bianca, David Christopher and Stone. Again it is hard to watch this with anything beyond a morbid curiosity for what sorts of demeaning things women will do for money (of I hope that didn't ruin it for you, yes they would be out of there if it wasn't cash up front). Personally just thinking about me being one of the contestants makes me loose my boner, I could never imagine being in a room with a bunch of other naked men all stroking their cocks waiting for one girl (who has had her mouth on all the other dicks in the room) come over to suck my cock. In fact it makes me want to puke, but I am well aware of the fact that there are some sick fucks out there that this very thought gets them hot. All I can say is "more power to you." If you wanted my professional opinion, the guys who like this must be closet homosexuals. To be turned on by the thought of you consistently rubbing up against other male genitalia prevents you from being wholly heterosexual. But hey that's just my opinion.
In the end each of the girls takes to the face, from the circle of men around them. And here is where you might see a comparison to Bukakke. Of course like all rigged competitions where the contestants are both sucking the judges cocks what do we end up with—a tie.
Match Two: Envy versus Love Lee
Here I have to say that I have a preference between these two girls. I have been a fan of Envy for sometime. Love Lee is a red head, with long hair down almost to her ass. At the pregame, we pretty much get to hear how much the girls love to such cock. Love Lee gets a little too in to detail about how she likes to suck cock, but I guess for some of you this would be something interesting. After Love Lee, we have a little discussion with Envy. To be honest with you I think the attraction has more to do with her accent than anything else, I think she is French Canadian. The bummer is that Envy has been around for a while, and she really never made the impact that she deserves. I guess if after you have made 100 movies, and you aren't a contract girl, then you are pretty much relegated to porn obscurity, which is a true shame. She is a hot girl, with an incredible smile, and a beautiful personality. Who am I kidding she is just plain hot from top to bottom.
The action for the next match starts out the same way the first one did, except in this case—David Christopher is doing the announcing here. With less fan fair that the first match, the routine ends up being pretty much the same. Both of the girls are eventually surrounded by cocks, which they are more than willing to move back and forth between. The only real difference is that this match takes a lot less time than the first one. Before you know it, each of the girls is getting a face full of the white stuff from all the different girls.
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